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What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day? SINGLE
Feb 29
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That amazing feeling when you let go of a basketball and you know it's in, then you see it. #NothingButNet
Feb 29
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Replaying your highlight reel in sports over and over again in your head wishing you could relive them.
Feb 29
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Any man who's gotten drunk on Mike Hard Lemonade: Please remove your tampons at the door. Thank you.
Mar 1
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We don't understand why girls run from the guys that make them happy, but fight for the ones that make them cry.
Mar 3
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I hate when I catch girls just looking at my dick when I'm talking to them.. Like Hello?!? My eyes are up here! #
Mar 3
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Perfect date for a girl: Expensive dinner followed by snuggling watching a movie. Guy: You come over and give us a blowjob. Then leave.
Feb 25
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Now why would I sleep at night when I have a perfectly comfortable desk waiting for me in the morning?
Feb 27
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Any man that gets pulled over for driving too slow should have his #ManCardRevoked immediately.
Feb 27
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I had a dream once when I had an unlimited amount of predator missiles. I woke up with wet boxers.
Feb 28
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When we're drunk we can convince ourselves we could win a fight against just about anyone.
Feb 8
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We think "That's what she said" in our heads all the time, even if we don't say it.
Feb 13
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#ThatAwkwardMoment when your bro gets a tat and you think it's gay as hell but you can't say anything cause it's stuck to their body.
Feb 16
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It's amazing how there's something we can do that wakes us up in the morning and puts us to sleep at night. #JillWearsMeOut
Feb 6
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Nothing is sexier than a girl with confidence. We don't think it's cute to hear you complain about your life.
Feb 8
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If this doesn't make you want to order dominoes, I don't know what will. http://t.co/pkp2j17a
Apr 11
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Things that infuriate us: 1. Striking out in baseball. 2. Campers on Call of Duty. 3. When you try to leave the kitchen.
Jan 30
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It's not the nights with girls, It's the nights with your boys you'll remember the rest of your life.
Apr 1
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If some girls heard the first 5 seconds of what we say after we hang up the phone with them, we would never have a girlfriend again.
Feb 23
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That awkward moment when your coach is chewing out the whole team but he seems to only stare at you.
Feb 23
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