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If I'm a bitch to my boyfriend, what makes you think I won't be a bitch to you?
My boyfriend isn't always a douche, but when he is, I make sure to tweet about it. FUCKING JUDGE ME.
20 days ago
I just want cuddles and my blanket and chocolate and a full body massage and sex and sleep. #IsThatAskingForTooMuch
I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. Honestly, I thought you already knew that.
So you can go all day without talking to me and it's "fine" but when I do that, I never hear the end of it. K, fuck you.
My lips are the gun. My smile is the trigger. My kisses are the bullets, label me a killer.
Maybe our relationship isn't as crazy as it seems. Maybe that's what happens when a tornado meets a volcano.
I don't get why guys say that girls are so confusing. All we really want is for you to not cheat or lie to us and make us feel important.
Dear Boys, until you start having periods, babies, and watching the one you love be with someone else, you're not as strong as you think.
As your girlfriend I require lots of attention, gifts, kisses, cuddling, hair pulling and sex. #ThatIsAll
I love yoga pants and they make my ass look good, so obviously I'm going to wear them a lot. #SorryNotSorry
Me and my best friend already have plans. They include; eat, fuck shit up, and sleep. #InThatOrder
If I have ever offended you, just know that I don't care and it's probably going to happen again. #SorryNotSorry
Touch my boyfriend one more time and I will break your fucking hand, slut. #FuckingTryMe
If not wanting to lose my boyfriend to stupid whores and not being a pushover makes me a bitch then so be it.
Seriously though, how would straight people like it if we took away their rights to get married to whoever they wanted?
I'm not saying you're a whore, but you've taken more loads than a washing machine. #notsorryboutit
I get jealous because I don't want anybody to find out how amazing you are. #mineforever
If I hate you, you won't have to question it. You'll know for sure. #imabitch #notsorryboutit
#TruthIs every girl before me was a slut and every girl after me is a downgrade. I am the best. 😘
#ThingsYouShouldNotSay ask my boyfriend for his number, you don't have his number for a reason. And that reason is me!
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