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Mainly Arsenal, all sport. I will try to make you laugh. I hope to occasionally succeed.
Arsenal 's defence being penetrated as easily as Ashley Cole's rectum in his local branch of phones4u. #CFCvAFC
Good Luck to our friends at Tottenham Hotspur who tonight start their Champions League campaign against Juventus. #WhatCouldHaveBeen #UCL
Can't believe #Arsenal have allowed Man City to beat them to the prized signing of Richard Wright. No ambition. #WengerOut
If Theo Walcott leaves, I can't see him joining a top 4 club. Could be a real asset for a mid-table team though. Fulham maybe, or Liverpool.
Theo Walcott: "I was sitting on the bench at Euro 12 watching James Milner play & I thought, 'I wish I could do this every week'." #Ars
Arsenal have sold a Striker to a Manchester club for a huge amount of money? I've seen this movie, it ends with a loan spell at Spurs. #RVP
BREAKING NEWS: Arsenal Manager Arsene Wenger has just been arrested after being caught mugging an OAP and robbing him of £24 million. #RVP
Joe Allen worth £15m? Maybe. You can question his talent, but you can't question his bravery. Jumping ONTO a sinking ship takes some balls.
Who knew that the worlds greatest ninja was a small blonde welsh girl? Jade Jones. Awesome. #TeamGB #Taekwondo
RVP: "I need to join #MUFC. With the youthful potential of Scholes & Giggs in midfield they're a team really heading in the right direct
Dear RVP, Man City paid £26m for Milner, £25m for Adebayor, £24m for Nasri & £18m for someone named Jo. They rate you at £10m. #Bench
Junior Hoilett is thrilled to have signed for #QPR. "I really enjoyed relegation last year, I can't wait to experience it again" he said.
So Tottenham's best ever defender has retired. But what a career he had. Here's a classic picture of him #king #AFC http://t.co/ipzStYe1
Clint Dempsey wants to join #LFC to "play at the top level". No news from the club on how they plan to transport him back to the 1980s.
... Meanwhile at #Arsenal training, Steve Bould invites #RVP into his office to discuss his decision to leave. http://t.co/06IhFzuP
BREAKING: After being linked with a move to Liverpool, Theo Walcott has stated that he's now thrilled to accept #Arsenal's offer of £25 p/w.
Rumours of Clint Dempsey moving to Liverpool today. Always sad when age catches up with a player & they're forced to drop down a level.
Hearing that John Terry's trial will start late as JT hasn't arrived yet and his lawyer's wife is missing too.
"No. Don't you dare. How can you do this? WE BLOODY MADE YOU." Oh, hi, sorry, having some trouble with this IKEA bookcase. #ArsenaI #RVP
BREAKING NEWS: "#Arsenal Reserves are pleased to announce the signing of former #AFC captain Robin Van Persie on a 1 year contract" #RVP
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