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I invented graphic design. Heard of me?
Some of you kids are excited about being a designer, instead of excited about making great design. Big difference.
9/7/2010 10:31 PM
Glenn Beck is the Comic Sans of politics; except Comic Sans doesn't want to lynch Gotham.
8/28/2010 1:50 PM
My favorite thing about being a graphic designer? Not being an accountant.
8/21/2010 6:35 PM
Photoshop filters are the graphic design equivalent of "Jersey Shore."
8/19/2010 9:53 AM
Design students, pay attention: just because a teacher tells you something, doesn't mean it's right.
8/18/2010 8:28 PM
A portfolio website done entirely in Flash is the graphic design equivalent of a vuvuzela.
8/12/2010 5:32 PM
You kids should make design like you make love; passionately, attentively, and hopefully not by yourself with only a computer.
8/11/2010 8:18 PM
You kids and your computers. Any idiot can learn Photoshop. That doesn't make you a designer, it makes you an idiot who knows Photoshop.
8/10/2010 1:20 PM
Treat graphic design like hooking up at a bar; you don't want to be disgusted at what you did when you see it the next morning.
8/6/2010 5:43 PM
You kids keep worrying about what tools you should use for making design. You know what I used? A pencil, a dry martini and some balls.
7/26/2010 3:55 PM
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