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So I met this prostitute who said she'd do anything for $20. Guess who got their homework done.
6/3/2011 8:27 AM
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So I met this prostitute who said she'd do anything for $20. Guess who got their homework done?! (;
9/24/2011 4:00 AM
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So I met this prostitute who said she'd do anything for $20. Guess who got their homework done?! (;
12/11/2011 1:01 PM
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ImLeslieChow
So I met this prostitute who said she'd do anything for $20. Guess who got their homework done.
1/7/2012 12:13 PM
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PrincetonFACTS
A girl at a M&G said Roc had a donk & said she'd 'tap that'. Ray turned around & was like "Excuse me miss, that was inappropriate." #MBFact
11/24/2011 3:40 PM
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tobeymonster
When Gaga got asked about the 'Telephone' sequel, she said she'd have to call Beyoncé. Another video with them together? #HoneyBLadyGSequel
6/2/2011 12:05 PM
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ManlyAsshole
My wife said she'd like something nice and shiny for her birthday, so I bought her some kitchen foil.
Sep 21
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BowenBBC
I asked one woman in the queue to vote how long she'd been waiting. 30 years she said with a big laugh #EgyPresElection
May 23
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50ShedsofGrey
'Mmmm,' she said. 'I love it when you're inside me.' I smiled proudly until I remembered what my therapist told me about talking sheds.
Aug 8
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KatieWeasel
Michael Owen has said Wayne Rooney had 'the hair of a 60 year old man'. Yes, he also had the body of a 54 year old prostitute.
6/4/2011 9:16 AM
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weRteeens
Crap. World didn't come to an end today. I guess I'll have to start my Math homework.. #weRteeens
5/21/2011 5:17 PM
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ItsMrsGeorge
Teacher: "Where's your homework?" Student: "...I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher." #HighschoolProbz
4/17/2012 8:31 PM
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MrAce_Ventura
Teacher: Where is your homework? Me: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher in school.
Feb 10
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NICKKNOWS
Dan Gilbert was the kid in school that would remind the teacher there was math homework last night.
12/9/2011 1:14 PM
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WatchJ
Lil' Wayne just said "Weezy F Baby... And the F is for phenomenal"... I guess we gotta just let that slide huh?
7/13/2011 1:02 PM
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JennyJohnsonHi5
Sarah Palin said, "Polls are for strippers." Cute. Guess what Grandma? Birth control pills are for teenagers.
9/5/2011 8:56 PM
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YoungJeezy
Stuntin on Martin Luther looking just like a king! Guess this what he meant when he said that he had a dream. #NewyearNew$$$ #LetsGetIt
1/16/2012 10:59 PM
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TimSr_
Lil' Wayne said "Weezy F Baby... And the F is for phenomenal"... I guess ya'll just gone let that shit slide huh?
2/25/2012 6:06 PM
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KevinHart2Reall
I saw a fat girl with a damn Guess shirt on so I approached her and said " 380lbs?"
3/12/2012 10:50 PM
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SwiftInstinct
John said that "Dear John" is such a cheap writing. Guess what John? I think you're not so important for Taylor. Then u deserve for a cheap
Jun 6
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FascinatingPix
My mom said to me "guess whose doing the dishes tonight?" ...I hit that Soulja Boy & said "YOUUUUUUUU!"
4/2/2012 7:30 PM
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