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TODAY - my momma always told me if I have something to say to someone I have to tell them today face.
6/2/2011 2:33 PM
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Yo' Momma is so fat, that when she was cremated all flights in Europe got cancelled
4/19/2010 9:32 PM
Yo' Momma is soo fat, that when she was cremated all flights in Europe got cancelled.
4/20/2010 7:45 AM
Ill be damned momma, they know who I am momma. I'm still ya litte boy, but to them I'm the man momma.
4/25/2010 4:35 AM
#whyyouattheclub 9 months pregnant? Your baby ears are developed he don't wanna hear his momma hoeing! #takeyoasshome
5/8/2010 5:10 AM
Give ur stylish momma a high fashion #ThanksMom gift. Get $20 off $150 from Bluefly. Code: PAYPAL20FS http://bit.ly/aaTQ8T
5/8/2010 4:06 PM
LEBRON RUMOR: Lebron chose Miami because PAT RILEY promised him that ANY teammate who tries to HOLLA at his MOMMA would be FIRED!
7/8/2010 9:40 PM
Yo Momma is so fat the sorting hat couldn't place her, she couldn't fit into any of the houses.
8/8/2010 4:11 PM
#ThereWasATimeWhen @Facebook was just for college students... Now everybody and their momma on it.
8/16/2010 10:33 AM
shoutout to all the parents out there supporting their kids dreams...thank ur momma or pop tonight or whoever in your life is helping u.
8/17/2010 11:13 PM
Ladies,how a man treats his Mom has nothing to do with how he'll treat you. You're not his Momma.
9/16/2010 9:19 PM
Um @50cent. You're old. Face it. You can't do Justin's hair flip. You're bald. Go take yo' momma to the candy shop and sell her for 50 cents
9/19/2010 6:23 AM
@DeniseJonas Momma J! please check out http://bit.ly/bT71oo It's all the fans letters to Nick w/ their stories thanking him<3! we have 20
11/14/2010 5:20 PM
You can all call me momma.... ;) but remember, you cant date your big brother @justinbieber!
1/15/2011 1:32 PM
Channel 5 + Big Brother = #terriblebrandcombo See also George Lucas directs Big Momma's House 4, and N-Dubz run Network Rail.
4/6/2011 5:19 AM
My momma always told me not to talk to strangers.The mother of the dude who created Omegle must not be very responsible...
4/18/2011 4:22 PM
My momma was called out to AL today for disaster relief with the Red Cross...proud of her for doing what she's called to do :)
5/4/2011 11:41 AM
BVB Army, I wish all the rock 'n roll Mommas out there a very Happy Mother's Day. Meeting so many of you @ BVB's shows has been an honor.
5/8/2011 11:51 AM
Jim Jones Mom = Momma Jones ... and Keyshia Cole's Mom = Frankie ... must be BEST friends.
5/16/2011 9:53 PM
respect ya momma, and appreciate everything she do for you foreal mane..you never kno when she gone leave this world mane..
5/21/2011 11:46 PM
#kevinhartquotes My momma told me to tell you to mind yo GOT DAMN MUTHA F.CKIN Business B.I.TCH.
5/24/2011 3:35 PM
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