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Sluts, form a line to my left for make-outs; dudes, a line to my right for high-fives.
3/5/2011 12:31 AM
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You slapping my hand extra hard in the high-five line doesn't take away from the fact that we kicked your ass. #suckit #SoccerGrlProbs
1/22/2012 2:35 PM
My definition of mid-season form: Waking up hungover, telling some slut to leave, packing a lip, pound a 6 pack...then go 1-4 (1 HR, 3Ks)
3/9/2012 9:51 PM
"DUDE, she just called you a slut!" "OH HELL NO! Hold my... oh wait, I'm not wearing anything." ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
6/16/2011 6:21 PM
If your hero is a 61yo dude who calls somebody a slut because she wants better health insurance, I bet I know why you find women mysterious.
3/3/2012 10:22 AM
Date 20 dudes a year and you're a slut, but date 20 dudes a year and write songs about them and you're Taylor Swift.
I'm not saying you're a slut, I'm just saying if your vagina had a password, it would be 1234.
3/11/2012 2:30 PM
Skinny = anorexic , thick = obese , virgin = too good , non-virgin = slut , friendly = fake , quiet = rude. You can never please society.
4/1/2012 10:52 PM
I'm not celebrating until I see a picture, 3 forms of ID, fingerprints & the old dude from CSI confirm the body.
5/1/2011 11:42 PM
If Baba Ramdev was so concerned about his supporters, why did he ask his supporters form lines of defence around him?
6/5/2011 3:39 AM
Get real. No one's going to form a single line if the building's on FIRE. #TeenLifeBitchx
3/13/2011 6:07 PM
Mourners, please form a single file line and cable news pundits will grade your sorrow. Keep the line moving, please.
1/12/2011 10:03 PM
I love http://dissertationhaiku.wordpress.com - new doctors post their PhD dissertations in three line haiku form. Should be a requirement!
4/3/2011 4:39 AM
Hey folks. A new line of storms is forming in west TX and moving towards Oklahoma. Hang on. One more round to go! #okwx
4/14/2012 11:24 PM
"Isaac has now formed into a hurricane. We are officially in the fight, and #NewOrleans is on the front line." - @MayorLandrieu
Twitter was in fine form today for IKEA's Meatballgate: I put together some of the best lines - http://t.co/PnFRrq8A51
#GhettoTranslations "You talk white" "Your ability to use proper syntax and form a cohesive sentence threatens me, therefore, you are white"
3/9/2012 11:16 PM
#ghettotranslations B*tch you wasn't with me shootin in the gym! = you did not contribute to my current success in any way, shape, or form.
3/9/2012 11:27 PM
#GhettoTranslations U talk white = Your ability to use proper syntax & form a cohesive sentence threatens me, therefore, you are white.
3/10/2012 12:48 PM
A summary of the dominant right-wing view on "liberty," and restrained federal power, in cartoon form: http://t.co/bWO2UuVm
4/1/2012 8:54 AM
The difference between drug dealers and whores: whores sell the same crack over and over again. #tigerblood #teamsheen
3/3/2011 9:32 PM
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