Sluts, form a line to my left for make-outs; dudes, a line to my right for high-fives. #tigerblood #teamsheen | The Tweet Watch

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charIiesheen Sluts, form a line to my left for make-outs; dudes, a line to my right for high-fives. #tigerblood #teamsheen
3/5/2011 12:31 AM

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