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Big Ben can MOVE. He is like an elephant in a nature doc charging toward his mate: gigantic and elegant.
2/6/2011 7:19 PM
Nothing found :(
#ThingsAsianBoysDo brag about how much they can bench, no mate. carrying elephant atta from your mums car boot doesn't count
In the movie Jurassic Park, the roar of the T-Rex was actually a combination of the sounds by a baby elephant, tiger and an alligator.
Fri.: Romney angrily denies Reid charge that he paid $0 in taxes. Sat.: Romney picks running mate whose plan would zero out his taxes.
Head of GasCo. (company in charge of natural gas lines in Sinai) confirms fire was due to technical reasons, not attack. #Egypt
2/5/2011 8:25 AM
11yo has mate here for sleepover. Overheard, "What would you rather be GI Joe with Spider-man's powers or Kung-Fu Panda with a gun?"
2/5/2011 4:25 PM
People say that owls are wise but my mate Sexy Chris just shat out a half digested mouse, burst into tears and flew into the side of a bus.
Really sad. Our mate and leader has moved on to the theatre in the sky. We will miss you so much Richard Griffiths.. RIP you wonderful man x
I can't lose you. Because if I ever did, I'd have lost my best friend, my soul mate, my smile, my laugh, my everything.
The blue whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of sperm when mating. Only 10% enters the female and you always wondered why the sea tasted salty.
good luck to fellow Gold Coaster Adam Scott. such a legend. barracking for you to take the win at the Masters mate
David Cameron says Britain is prepared for nuclear attacks from North Korea.. Dave mate, we weren't prepared for snow in winter ffs.
Our friend Jason Molina passed away from natural causes on Saturday, March 16th in Indianapolis. Please standby for a formal statement.
The US has cut CO2 emissions more sharply even than Europe. Why? Natural gas. My column today http://t.co/zkP1d0rcYy
March 22nd is World Water Day. Water is a gift from nature, everyone deserves clean drink water. #waterday Join me http://t.co/iE3XUGGZiQ
#ImSoUsedToHearing "I love your hair!" "I want your hair!" "Is that natural?" "Did you get a perm?"
#TheMostAnnoyingThingsEver Worry. I do it, you do it; everyone does. It's human nature. But we need to focus on trusting God more. #GodsPlan
Everyone suffering from diseases and natural disasters: Hang in there, everyone is liking Facebook posts as fast as they can.
Mother Nature and March madness went to a bar. Both got wasted and decided to be unpredictable. #217SnowApocalypse
#Israel has discovered enough natural gas to power the country for 150 years http://t.co/whktJwcvUV
We love the natural look girls. The more make-up you put on, the more we lose respect for you.
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