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i love your eyes, but i love my eyes more. because without mine, i cannot see yours :)
1/26/2011 10:27 AM
1/27/2011 4:52 AM
@teen_status autumm??? woww,, love dat name coz i love autum wheater,,, lolRT
8 yr old son just flooded kitchen. His defence: "We all make mistakes dad. Nick Clegg went with Cameron, that's a bigger mistake than mine"
5/22/2010 7:27 PM
If love is blind, then why do I look into your eyes and you look back into mines?
5/25/2010 8:58 AM
*eenie meenie comes on* You: AHHH OMG, shawty is a eenie meenie minee mo loverrrr. Mom: TURN IT DOWN!!!!! You: i will ......after the song.
6/14/2010 1:25 PM
Finding Nemo: I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy. :]
7/18/2010 12:26 PM
also congrats to @Taylorswift13 for her new #1 record "MINE"!! I still remember when we used to get 2gether and I would break my foot. lol
8/11/2010 3:13 PM
I wish love was like volleyball; you call 'MINE!' and everyone else backs off. #DamnItsTrue
8/18/2010 4:23 PM
I wish love was like volleyball, you call "MINE" and everyone backs off.. #OTQ
8/30/2010 6:14 PM
Miley - 7 Things, "Your hand in mine." Nick - Stay, "Your hand in mine, babe."
8/30/2010 6:43 PM
And I was like Baby, baby, baby ooh Like baby, baby, baby noo Like baby, baby, baby ooh Thought you'd always be mine, mine... #stuckinmyhead
9/1/2010 12:57 AM
They say it ain't trickin if u got it..THEY LY'N!!.. I say it ain't trickin if u got her..SHE MINE!!..
9/3/2010 4:42 PM
Journalist: "how are the miners?" Chilean mining minister Golborne: "a lot calmer than the journalists." What a line!
10/9/2010 8:44 AM
Got a bit distracted there with Mr Duff 'Rose' McKagan playing bass on You Could Be Mine!
10/14/2010 6:24 PM
"nobody wants to waste their precious time..but baby you're my favorite waste of mine"
10/17/2010 1:52 AM
What do politicians think drives UK economic output, if not an educated workforce? Our empire? Our imaginary gold mines?
12/9/2010 2:32 PM
I've said it before, expensive sneakers are like $150 land mines. Step on one and BOOM! A perfectly rational black man can explode.
12/15/2010 8:36 PM
I'm sorry @stevebrookstein if you are not a fan of mine, without you winning the 1st X Factor I may never have (cont) http://tl.gd/7hs1fo
12/17/2010 6:32 AM
WHAT'S EVERYBODY'S PROBLEM WITH DENIM JACKETS. MINE'S CUTE. I GOT IT AT OLD NAVY. IT WAS A GOOD DEAL. I ROLL UP THE SLEEVES N SHIT.
12/30/2010 7:32 PM
If your iPhone alarm clock's still screwed like mine, set it as a recurring alarm for now. It'll repair itself tomorrow. http://shrt.st/szh
1/1/2011 6:40 PM
Today in 1970, The Beatles recorded their last song together: "I Me Mine" for the album "Let It Be".
1/3/2011 9:28 AM
I Love your eyes, But I Love my eyes more. Because without mine, I can't see yours. ♥ #itextquotes
1/13/2011 9:27 AM
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