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pourmecoffee
Really unfair Christine O'Donnell dabbled in witchcraft but insists I quit messing with my wand.
9/20/2010 12:42 PM
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billmaher
Christine O'Donnell Politically Incorrect (Witchcraft clip) Oct. 99... http://say.ly/TNl3ts
9/20/2010 12:28 AM
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JoyVBehar
No wonder Christine O'Donnell doesn't masturbate. Her hands are busy casting spells.
9/20/2010 10:35 AM
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SethMacFarlane
I'm not saying Christine O'Donnell is a witch, but it's a tad suspicious that those bobby pins hover in the air when she zips out of a room.
10/6/2010 2:24 PM
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fivethirtyeight
Prediction: Christine O'Donnell will validate she is just like the rest of us by, after Nov. 2, still not being a United States Senator.
10/6/2010 7:18 PM
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JohnFugelsang
Christine O'Donnell has set the bar so low Cheney just tripped over it in the underground bunker.
10/13/2010 7:42 PM
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TheStevenWeber
I bet Christine O'Donnell would have second thoughts if she had a Jesus-shaped vibrator.
10/14/2010 1:57 AM
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SarrahPalinU5A
Poor Christine O'Donnell. It must be very embarrassing to be asked a question that makes you look like an idiot.
10/14/2010 11:53 AM
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BorowitzReport
Sadly, the Chilean miners are more up-to-date on current events than Christine O'Donnell.
10/14/2010 4:52 PM
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kellyoxford
If Christine O'Donnell doesn't want her personal life to be everyone's business she shouldn't make the personal lives of others her business
10/14/2010 9:17 PM
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BorowitzReport
Christine O'Donnell says in the version of the Constitution she read, Elmo doesn't mention separation of church & state.
10/19/2010 10:56 PM
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LarrySabato
Congrats, GOP Senate nominee Christine O'Donnell. Congrats, Senator-elect Chris Coons (D-DE).
9/14/2010 9:21 PM
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Redistrict
There goes Begala with line of the night... "If Christine O'Donnell can't stand masturbation, she'll hate the US Senate"
9/14/2010 10:23 PM
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joshtpm
Deep Thought: Christine O'Donnell has dedicated life to opposing premarital sex & masturbation; is 41 and single.
9/15/2010 9:09 AM
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ebertchicago
If Christine O'Donnell is correct and masturbation equals adultery, am I cheating on myself?
9/16/2010 9:57 AM
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NotGaryBusey
Sorry Christine O'Donnell but, if God didn't want me to masturbate, he would have made my arms shorter.
9/16/2010 11:07 AM
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WesWhite78
@KeithOlbermann So is Christine O'Donnell what you end up with when you feed Sarah Palin after midnight?
9/16/2010 7:01 PM
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kellyoxford
Christine O'Donnell: 'If evolution is real why are there still monkeys?' Well Christine, education is real and there are still morons.
9/26/2010 4:57 PM
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neiltyson
The best evidence that Christine O'Donnell is not a Witch is that she's losing the Delaware race for Senator.
11/2/2010 11:35 PM
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TheDailyShow
"You're me? Because I don't recall the last time I had to deny that I was a witch" -Jon Stewart on Christine O'Donnell http://bit.ly/aIXN67
10/7/2010 2:01 PM
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EricStangel
Election Night: Christine O'Donnell is not a witch. She is also not Senator from Delaware...
11/2/2010 8:06 PM
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