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"Softball is easy!"
unless you want to get punched in the mouth.
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Math is a useful, wonderful and beautiful thing. I also want to punch it in the mouth sometimes.
26 days ago
I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH WITH MY OWN MOUTH softly because i like you..
12 days ago
BOSS TELLS ME I CAN KISS MY FERRETS AT WORK, BUT NO OPEN MOUTH. I PUNCH THE FLOOR SO HARD HIS SCREEN SAVER DEACTIVATES
MISSED CONNECTIONS: You on rooftop in Gotham, dressed as bat. Me in muscle vest, chastity belt on mouth, punching you in face. Brunch?
Lady Gaga wants her perfume to smell like blood & semen. If I wanna smell blood & semen I’ll punch Clay Aiken in the mouth!
1/28/2011 10:39 AM
I hate seeing mean parents. Don't be mean to your kid or he's gonna grow up and punch you in the mouth!
2/12/2011 9:27 PM
When chopping onions, breathe through your mouth instead of your nose. Works like a charm & how easy is that?! #TuesdayTip
#GigRules Tie your hair up if you have long hair. I'm afraid I don't want your sweaty strands of hair in my face and mouth, thanks
Females don't fuck with chicks cause they gossip, so the last thing a female want is a nigga that runs his mouth like a bitch!
don't look at the #describeobamainthreewords hashtag unless u want to see a lot of ignorant racist white people running their mouths
Females Don't Fuck With Chicks Cause They Gossip.. So The LAST THING A Female Wants, Is A Nigga That Runs His Mouth Like A Bitch O.o
A Ferengi attracts the Borg towards a colony he wants to loot. Riker's replicator catchphrase, "Steak, for mouth, hot," needs work.
3 days ago
Females Don't Fuck With Chicks Cause They Gossip. . . So The LAST THING A Female Wants, Is A Nigga That Runs His Mouth Like A Bitch
If you want to get over a problem, stop talking about it. Your mind affects your mouth, and your mouth affects your mind.
Two guys arguing in front of 7-11 and I want to chime in with "Sorry, Mouthful of Pizza, but Jumbo Jean Shorts is right."
Dear @NBC. Point camera at ceremony. Transmit. Keep reporter mouths shut. Continue until it is finished. That is what America wants.
I feel bad for Tagg Romney. He's such a loyal son he wants to punch people every time they call his father a liar. Must be exhausting.
Ann Romney rips all who question Mitt. Tagg Romney said he wanted to punch Obama during the debate. This whole family should self-deport.
Last night, Gov Romney blamed parents for the violent tendencies of their children. Then, Tagg Romney said he wanted to punch the President.
nice sparkly uggs they really compliment how much i want to punch you and light them on fire
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