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I have the ability to operate my two-wheeled mode of transport with the absence of handlebars, absence of handlebars, absence of handlebars.
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Dear TIME: Why do you crawl when Im at school but fly by when Im having fun? Sincerely, pick a consistent mode of transportation #iThinkEpic
3/23/2011 4:50 PM
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
4/7/2011 1:55 AM
#wheninaustralia make sure to book a kangaroo in advance, as they are the most popular mode of transport and are usually all in use.
4/14/2011 8:40 AM
PARTY TIP: Happiness is not the absence of problems but the ability to deal with them and keep on partying.
8/24/2010 4:56 PM
Pills: 75% of adults are put on psychoactive pills in order to keep them operating within the rapacious modes of production and consumption.
4/18/2011 2:56 AM
A good vegetable garden should adorn every farm, and the absence of one denotes meanness or laziness. AR1887
5/4/2011 10:53 PM
I turn my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air .. Lets just say, WORST. TRANSFORMER. EVER. #LMTL
4/19/2011 11:05 PM
I'd gladly pay to be able to use the Multiply blending mode on a website with HTML and CSS.
4/28/2011 4:44 PM
Just so you're all aware - according to Terminator lore, Skynet goes operational today and will attack us on Thursday. Time to buy that gun.
4/19/2011 2:07 PM
Remember that according to Terminator prophesy, Skynet goes operational today and will attack us on Thursday. That is all.
4/19/2011 5:37 PM
Just so you're all aware...according to the Terminator films, Skynet is operational from today and will attack us on Thursday. Interesting!
4/19/2011 6:30 PM
According to James Cameron, Skynet goes operational tonight. Instead we got The Governator http://bit.ly/dP6HI1 #PosterRev
4/20/2011 6:52 AM
Skynet is supposed to be operational today. News comes out about Apple tracking you on iOS 4. Coincidence? I think not.
4/20/2011 12:01 PM
Breaking: Selig expected to announce this afternoon MLB will take over #dodgers financial operations. More soon at latimes.com
4/20/2011 4:54 PM
Crews will be working non-stop to get Lambert Airport operational again. Natural Gas line broken, gas is turned off now #StL #STLtornado
4/22/2011 11:27 PM
Knicks President of Basketball Operations, Donnie Walsh: “We have made a decision to keep Chauncey Billups for the upcoming 2011-12 season."
4/27/2011 3:06 PM
WFP operation to feed 3.5 million people in North Korea http://bit.ly/kmxnkv
4/29/2011 11:13 AM
Amateur radio operators are traveling with some @RedCross vehicles to ensure communications in Alabama.
5/1/2011 11:23 AM
"The survival of the current food system depends upon widespread ignorance of how it really operates." http://wapo.st/jGwGui
5/1/2011 8:18 PM
Sr. admin officials: final order to begin operation began Friday morning (April 29)
5/2/2011 12:06 AM
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