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My apologies Lady Jackson, I am quite sincere. It was not in my wishes to provoke thy daughter's sadness, I apologised numerous times.
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My apologies Lady Jackson, I am quite sincere. It was not in my wishes to provoke your daughter's sadness, I apologised numerous times.
Dear @Louis_Tomlinson I apologise for losing 5-0, your skills were just too great! I'm sorry for wasting your time. Sincerely, Josh.
1/5/2012 9:22 AM
I wish to offer the people of New York a sincere, humble and unconditional apology. http://t.co/kIRDqgFR
#ThrowbackLyrics I'm sorry Mrs. Jackson ! Ohh I am FO-reall , never meant ta make ya daughter cry , I apologize a trillion times .
I'm sorry Ms. Jackson, I am for real! Never meant to make your daughter cry! I apologize a trillion times!
4/22/2012 9:28 PM
Dear Lady Gaga, I'm pretty sure you were calling my name all last night... Sincerely, Alejandro. #DPS
6/7/2011 6:20 AM
Dear School, I actually liked going to you a long long looooong time ago. Sincerely, But those were the #oldschooldays; now I hate you.
6/7/2011 7:42 PM
Dear Guys,Your penis is not like Pinocchio's nose - it doesnt get longer every time you lie about its size. Sincerely, Reality.
6/3/2011 5:30 PM
Dear McDonalds Cashier, Dont look at me like that. Last time I checked there was no age limit on Happy Meals. Sincerely, Dont forget the toy
6/5/2011 9:10 PM
Dear Kindergarten children, If you don't like nap time, please give it to us. Sincerely, High Schoolers.
5/24/2011 4:58 PM
Dear people, I don't mean to sound slutty but please use me all the time. Sincerely, correct grammar
5/29/2011 12:30 AM
Dear, Friends in Israel. I wish to take this opportunity to apologize for the Idiot in the White House. Ther… (cont) http://deck.ly/~xHI0H
5/19/2011 8:01 PM
I wish Padme was alive, I'd give her a virtual hug and apologize for being such a dick.
6/5/2011 12:59 PM
The most expensive music videos of all time: 1. Lady Gaga - Judas 2. Michael Jackson - Scream 3. Madonna - Die Another Day.
5/2/2011 6:26 AM
LIAM DIDN'T EVEN TWEET LOUIS HAPPY BIRTHDAY IDK FLASHBACK TO WHEN ZAYN WISHED MICHAEL JACKSON HAPPY BIRTHDAY ON LIAM'S BIRTHDAY
#PeopleIveSeenLive i've seen a few celebs live before BUT i wish Michael Jackson was still alive so i could seen him live. R-T if you agree!
5/28/2011 7:12 AM
I'll be in my study, drawing up a list of people who owe Nate Silver an apology. I may be some time.
Women who do not want children should not apologize for it. Or waste their time defending how they feel.
6/5/2011 8:54 PM
How many guys can say Amen to dis- : "may ur daughters n sisters,be treated d way u treat other ladies.”
Pablo Sandoval is 4th player in @MLB history to homer 3 times in single #WorldSeries game, joining Babe Ruth, Reggie Jackson, Albert Pujols.
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