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KFC is like the Dark Side: It's either AWESOME or you get Fried Chicken Flu but you keep eating it because it's fun to live dangerously.
8/2/2010 3:00 AM
8/2/2010 3:59 AM
@DeathStarPR tra fried chicken tau ahhh
8/2/2010 3:08 AM
@DeathStarPR How is the Hard Harts Cantina holding up? Still serving great drinks? #DeathStar #AwesomeCantinas
Breaking: Dwight Howard first picked beef dinner, now wants chicken. Source says fish remains dark horse candidate
3/14/2012 8:38 PM
How to win highway chicken: 1. Convince other side you cannot swerve because right-wing ideologues won't let you. 2. Wait to last moment.
7/28/2011 8:15 PM
Why did the chicken cross the road? I believe to get to the other side, but I did not have a clear view of the incident.
1/30/2012 3:20 PM
I ain't put no transfer request in only request I put in just now was for a side of fries with my chicken wrap at the pool #sisu #marbs
7/2/2012 8:15 AM
#UnansweredHipHopQuestions exactly what soda did she have on the side with her chicken noodle soup?
7/6/2012 11:37 AM
Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because Apple had a patent on "a shift in location from one side of a conduit to the other"
8/27/2012 1:49 PM
It's not just the western facing sides of the islands that are in danger. Tsunami waves are wide and broad and can wrap any coastline.
3/11/2011 8:23 AM
#WhatMostWomenWant a gentleman with a dangerous side. Someone who will open the door for her, but tell her to stfu when she crosses the line
6/27/2012 5:52 PM
Sometimes being too nice is dangerous, you have to show your mean side once in a while to avoid getting hurt.
8/9/2012 4:29 PM
"If I could somehow harness Glenn Beck's stupidity and convert it into power of the Dark Side, I'd rule the universe."
4/30/2010 8:14 PM
Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. Since most people hate Mondays, its our highest dark side conversion day.
9/20/2010 2:42 PM
Lost in the dark, falling apart. I can survive with you by my side. We're gonna be alright. #LovatoLyrics.
1/7/2011 11:15 AM
Thanks to that half time show, no matter who loses the #SuperBowl, the Dark Side wins.
2/6/2011 9:18 PM
Fake friends are like your shadow, they follow you in the sun, but leave your side when it gets dark...
2/14/2011 6:13 PM
Fake friends are like your shadow. They follow you in the sun, but leave your side when it gets dark...
3/8/2011 5:32 PM
The Force is like duct tape: it has a light side and a dark side and it's really handy when you need to kidnap Princesses.
3/26/2011 6:36 PM
Fake friends are like your shadow; they follow you in the sun, but leave your side when it gets dark.
4/4/2011 11:58 PM
Little girl joins the Dark Side, is promptly kicked out of the Jedi Academy http://io9.com/5791115/
4/12/2011 1:06 AM
Duct tape is like the force, it has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the world together #ITQ
4/12/2011 11:37 PM
Qual o disco do Pink Floyd favorito do Darth Vader? R: The Dark Side Of The Moon (via @MauSotelo)
4/25/2011 8:03 PM
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