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KFC is like the Dark Side: It's either AWESOME or you get Fried Chicken Flu but you keep eating it because it's fun to live dangerously.
8/2/2010 3:00 AM
8/2/2010 3:59 AM
@DeathStarPR tra fried chicken tau ahhh
8/2/2010 3:08 AM
@DeathStarPR How is the Hard Harts Cantina holding up? Still serving great drinks? #DeathStar #AwesomeCantinas
Breaking: Dwight Howard first picked beef dinner, now wants chicken. Source says fish remains dark horse candidate
3/14/2012 8:38 PM
Why did the chicken cross the road? I believe to get to the other side, but I did not have a clear view of the incident.
1/30/2012 3:20 PM
How to win highway chicken: 1. Convince other side you cannot swerve because right-wing ideologues won't let you. 2. Wait to last moment.
7/28/2011 8:15 PM
I ain't put no transfer request in only request I put in just now was for a side of fries with my chicken wrap at the pool #sisu #marbs
7/2/2012 8:15 AM
Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because Apple had a patent on "a shift in location from one side of a conduit to the other"
8/27/2012 1:49 PM
【チキンナゲット】The fake Santa Claus was found lying on the side of the road, covered in chicken nuggets. 偽サンタクロースは道路脇でチキンナゲットまみれで横たわっているところを発見された。
12/24/2012 9:46 AM
It's not just the western facing sides of the islands that are in danger. Tsunami waves are wide and broad and can wrap any coastline.
3/11/2011 8:23 AM
#WhatMostWomenWant a gentleman with a dangerous side. Someone who will open the door for her, but tell her to stfu when she crosses the line
6/27/2012 5:52 PM
Sometimes being too nice is dangerous, you have to show your mean side once in a while to avoid getting hurt.
8/9/2012 4:29 PM
BEWARE: smoking weed can have dangerous side effects, such as never shutting the fuck up about the fact you smoke weed
2/10/2013 9:35 AM
"If I could somehow harness Glenn Beck's stupidity and convert it into power of the Dark Side, I'd rule the universe."
4/30/2010 8:14 PM
Lost in the dark, falling apart. I can survive with you by my side. We're gonna be alright. #LovatoLyrics.
1/7/2011 11:15 AM
Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. Since most people hate Mondays, its our highest dark side conversion day.
9/20/2010 2:42 PM
Fake friends are like your shadow, they follow you in the sun, but leave your side when it gets dark...
2/14/2011 6:13 PM
Thanks to that half time show, no matter who loses the #SuperBowl, the Dark Side wins.
2/6/2011 9:18 PM
Fake friends are like your shadow. They follow you in the sun, but leave your side when it gets dark...
3/8/2011 5:32 PM
The Force is like duct tape: it has a light side and a dark side and it's really handy when you need to kidnap Princesses.
3/26/2011 6:36 PM
Fake friends are like your shadow; they follow you in the sun, but leave your side when it gets dark.
4/4/2011 11:58 PM
Duct tape is like the force, it has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the world together #ITQ
4/12/2011 11:37 PM
Vader has pretty typical #TeenageMemories: marrying Natalie Portman, turning to the Dark Side, killing a bunch of people, etc. #StarWars
5/10/2011 7:41 PM
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