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Pregnancy test positive, yeah she seen that blue strip! Went and changed my government from 2 Chainz to DEUCES!!!!
5/7/2012 4:26 AM
Nothing found :(
Lance Armstrong, the most tested athlete ever. Never tested positive. Yet, they strip him from 7 Tour de France titles. Absolute disgrace.
#ThingsMittRomneyWillTakeAway: Blue Ivy. The NBA. 2chainz's two chains. Snapbacks and Tattoos. The McDonald's Dollar Menu. R-T FOR OBAMA!
2 Chainz Robbed at Gunpoint, Shots Fired http://t.co/cGamK7jb1c Police say 2 Chainz' entourage fled "like cockroaches" when it went down.
8 days ago
#2ChainzBack2SchoolLyrics No Pencil, No Pad, I'm 2 Chainz & I Got Swag, I Went School Shopping, 8 Bags Of That True Religion, POPPIN TAG
If you're purchasing a Dollar Store pregnancy test, I think we both know you can't afford a positive.
I'm reading about all the Beyoncé pregnancy rumors. I just hope Blue Ivy gets a baby brother: Red Fern.
BLACK PREGNANCY TEST: Insert a piece of fried chicken into the vagina &remove after 30 seconds. If eaten, there's a little nigga in there.
2/11/2012 5:24 PM
Pop a molly ? I'm sweatin, Pregnancy test ? They stressin, Selling dope ? Progressin, Taking a test ? I'm guessin, After school ? Im flexin
BLACK PREGNANCY TEST: Insert a piece of fried chicken into the vagina & remove after 30 seconds. If eaten, there's a little nigga in th
Asian Pregnancy Test: Insert Rubix Cube into the Vagina and pull it out thirty seconds later. If it is solved, you're pregnant.
Since XBOX live is down, the rate of pregnancy just went up by 20% for the next 2 hours.
"How the fuck should I know which fucking shape is blue or which color is round??!! —Dave Mustaine storms out of another IQ test
giant blue eye washed up on the shore recently! Scientists are running tests to find out what it belonged to.. http://t.co/A77ohdOr
"Blue states are subsidizing red state schools + roads while red states complain about taxes + government." http://t.co/PJrmWWWB
BREAKING: Lance Armstrong has tested positive for three banned substances in France. Soap, deodorant and tooth paste.
CNN had learned: early tests on envelope to senator show positive test for ricin poison. Further testing being done now
Envelope tests positive for deadly poison #ricin at the U.S. Capitol's off-site mail facility in DC. http://t.co/scCWKCooVe
#BREAKING: More on letter sent to Sen. Roger Wicker's office that tested positive for ricin: http://t.co/rdxvH4hrQf
Envelope tests positive for ricin poison at Washington mail facility - was addressed to U.S. senator: http://t.co/iHMnnhMS2C
Report: Letter sent to Sen. Roger Wicker tests positive for ricin, sources tell @politico - http://t.co/4gM2pu6wb1
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