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Yes, we're afraid of the Starship Enterprise but only because after the last time Kirk visited 47 women went on maternity leave.
7/16/2010 7:15 PM
7/16/2010 7:25 PM
@DeathStarPR It isn't the 47 women that worry me it's what he did to that poor, poor Ewok ...
ESPN College Game Day crew with Chris Fowler, Kirk Herbstreit & Lee Corso coming to University of Houston campus Saturday, Nov. 19! #UH2011
11/12/2011 8:11 AM
A computer virus disables the Enterprise and the replicators; water scarcity causes a panic. Wesley's "practice date" with Data gets weird.
11/14/2011 2:22 PM
Dear media: No Republican President has EVER visited Israel in his first term. Reagan and Bush 41 never went. http://t.co/dqpVDLVb #debate
First off, we know for sure that Daesung went over speed limit. We also know that he was on his way to visit his parents. #wesupportdaesung
5/31/2011 5:01 AM
SHINee's Onew made a surprising visit on stage! LOL everyone went buckwild!
9/4/2010 10:56 PM
Someone kiddingly asked Yogi how his visit to Clearwater went. A smiling Mr. Berra replied: "I didn't like the soup.''
3/11/2011 10:13 AM
The fact that Christian Bale went to visit the Aurora victims, makes him a real hero in my eyes. #majorrespect
The drug suppressed fear. No longer afraid, I picked up girls, got clients, and danced in public, until I went walking in a lightning storm.
10/26/2011 4:15 PM
The only guy Guevara was afraid of was #GujjuBatman. Cos he went all over the place saying 'Sue Che'
6/6/2011 7:16 AM
This is the Birmingham UK I came to love. Mainstream celebrates diversity to counter English Defense League visit today http://t.co/s3kNmwsT
10/29/2011 7:33 AM
If you love something, let it go. If it doesn’t come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it.
10/31/2011 5:49 PM
Cassano's reaction on being visited by Clarence Seedorf: "Thank you Obama for coming to see me." #ForzaAntonio
11/4/2011 4:53 AM
ダライ・ラマ14世が石巻へ。両親を亡くした男の子を抱擁する写真、胸につまる。Dalai lama visited to Ishinomaki, comforted a young boy who lost his parents. http://t.co/LiTsDP7g
11/5/2011 9:12 AM
The meeting between the NBA & NBPA has concluded. Tune in to @NBATV & visit http://t.co/VIFKJ70y for the live press conferences shortly.
11/6/2011 1:43 AM
LCFC has today announced that Nigel Pearson is the Club's new first-team manager. Visit http://t.co/eLoYi3Vk for the full story & interview.
11/15/2011 4:30 PM
For those of you visiting relatives for Thanksgiving, can you do all us web developers a favor? Please update their browsers. Thanks!
11/21/2011 8:22 PM
A Real Boyfriend calls you, visits you, gets jealous, misses you, claims you, holds you, argues with you & 5 mins. later says he loves
10/26/2011 9:33 PM
That awkward moment when you can still recall 'Are You Afraid of the Dark' episodes that gave you nightmares.
10/29/2011 1:17 AM
because of @justinbieber my heart is no longer empty. Im no longer afraid to dream. Im a better me. I am eternally greatful of JBD <3
10/29/2011 9:01 PM
Cross the line if you are afraid of letting your best friend know about your personal life.
10/31/2011 8:45 PM
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