Dear crazy bus driver, It's called a speed bump, not a launch pad. Sincerely, I think I hit my head on the roof. | The Tweet Watch

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DearSincereIy Dear crazy bus driver, It's called a speed bump, not a launch pad. Sincerely, I think I hit my head on the roof.
3/28/2012 9:32 PM

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