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Dear crazy bus driver, It's called a speed bump, not a launch pad. Sincerely, I think I hit my head on the roof.
3/28/2012 9:32 PM
Nothing found :(
On the road to success, there's a curve called failure, a loop called confusion, speed bumps called friends and red lights called enemies.
5/19/2011 6:03 PM
Dear World, I hope you realize that Small Bump is 100x a better song then Boyfriend will ever be. Sincerely, Me.
3/26/2012 7:35 AM
Dear Biker, Do you think you're going the same speed as me? Well you're not so don't ride right in front of me! Sincerely, Annoyed driver
1/21/2011 9:22 PM
Mistake to invest in networks if primary driver is cost savings. Better to think about scale, speed and alignment. #netfunders
4/5/2011 2:03 PM
Dear politicians: thanks for finally dealing with our nation's two biggest problems -- teachers and public radio. Sincerely, A Crazy Person.
3/18/2011 1:42 AM
Dear glen beck, na na na-na na na! Hey eh eh! Goodbye!!! One less crazy stupid fucking fear mongering racist idiot on tv!! Sincerely BJA
4/6/2011 2:00 PM
Dear Dora, one question. How did you get your shirt over your fat ass football shaped head? Sincerely, that ain't humanly possible...
8/22/2011 12:42 PM
dear guy that keeps asking if i wanna bang, yeah, i wanna bang, your head off the wall! sincerely, i have standards.
9/30/2011 4:04 PM
Dear everyone, SORRY FOR MAKING YOU YELL IN YOUR HEAD! Sincerely, caps lock. #YeaahImATeen
4/1/2011 9:49 PM
Dear guy that keeps asking if I wanna bang: Yeah, I wanna bang. Your head off the wall. Sincerely, I have standards.
4/22/2011 3:32 PM
Dear Chair, I realize you get more behind, but I get more head. Sincerely, Pillow
5/27/2011 7:30 PM
Dear guy that keeps asking if I wanna bang: Yeah I wanna bang, your head against the wall. Sincerely, I have standards.
5/29/2011 11:43 PM
Dear Everyone, SORRY FOR MAKING YOU YELL IN YOUR HEAD! Sincerely, Caps lock. #DPS
6/4/2011 8:10 AM
Dear world, please stop messing up the planet. The earthquake in Japan is a wake up call to all of you, humanity. Sincerely, God.
3/11/2011 11:39 AM
Dear teachers who call on me when my hand isn't raised, please stop picking me! If I knew, I would raise my hand. Sincerely, annoyed student
3/21/2011 9:06 AM
Dear teacher who calls on me when my hand isn't raised, Please stop picking me. If I knew, I would raise my hand. Sincerely, annoyed student
3/27/2011 11:35 PM
Dear Government, Anyone got the killcam for bin laden? Sincerely, Call of Duty gamers.
5/5/2011 5:01 PM
Dear Teacher, My hand is not raised, therefore I don't know the answer. Sincerely, stop calling on me. #WTF
5/26/2011 5:20 PM
Dear Victoria's Secret, Call me stupid but I don't get the secret. Sincerely, All your panties, night gowns, and bras are see-through.
5/28/2011 9:54 PM
Dear @NBC, despite what you think, people will tune in in droves to watch live sports on a Sunday afternoon -- Sincerely, the NFL. #NBCFail
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