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: It's official: vuvuzelas have now been blown more times than Tiger Woods.
6/20/2010 6:20 PM
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_OneScholar_
6/20/2010 7:10 PM
@BorowitzReport #WorldCup What’s happening?: It's official: #vuvuzelas have now been blown more times than Tiger Woods.
delibernation
6/20/2010 1:43 PM
@BorowitzReport Q: What's more reddish-brown than the ocean's surface in the Gulf? A: John Boehner's skin. #trickquestion #tcot #DumpEmAll
bettywhite2012
6/20/2010 11:38 AM
@BorowitzReport but Tony Hauward is more like the SS Minnow - A wreck!
nickkroll
In my next life I'm coming back as a vuvuzela so I can be really annoying and still get blown constantly.
7/7/2010 4:00 PM
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OMBidothattoo
Dont Kayne me, or I'll Chris brown you.. Tiger Woods your mother.. Sydney Dalton your posters, and Sara Balyeat your boyfriend :D
7/19/2010 1:21 AM
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NeilHamburger
Horrid new Tiger Woods scandal...the man is 100x more corrupt than previously thought: http://tinyurl.com/y74a3dp
4/21/2010 2:40 AM
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lilduval
Tiger woods wife is gon be the 1st ex wife to be on the Forbes list. Smh
7/1/2010 8:55 AM
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darrenrovell
Why does Tiger Woods' signature all of sudden look like it says "Single Dude"? LOOK AT IT: http://bit.ly/cXKCac
8/23/2010 7:38 PM
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JasonSobelGC
Tiger Woods is 2-under through first three holes as single man. Only gets credit for one birdie, though, since Elin gets half of everything.
8/26/2010 7:57 AM
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PeterGriffyJr
Holy Crap, #SidechickAppreciationDay is a trending topic?! Tiger Woods would be taking this day OFF.
8/27/2010 4:00 PM
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JustinBsCreeper
DRAKE GOT MARRIED AND STEVIE WONDER CAN SEE MICHEAL JACKSON IS ALIVE ELEN IS NOW STRAIGHT TIGER WOODS IS A VIRGIN..#EPICFAIL
8/27/2010 11:31 PM
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itsAbsBieber
Don't kanye me or I'll Chris brown you, tiger woods ya mother, Sydney Dalton ur posters and Sara balyeat ur boyfriend ;D
8/30/2010 5:10 PM
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BiebsBoy
Don't Kanye West me or I'll Chris Brown you, Tiger Woods with your girlfriend then Sydney Dalton your posters. #YouJustGotOwned !
8/31/2010 12:52 PM
12 replies
cricketwallah
Tiger Woods had 121 affairs report newspapers. In between he also had time to become the greatest golfer of all time. Move over Superman...
4/30/2010 9:17 AM
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AlexMyers3
This screenshot is on the front page of Tiger Woods.com. Apparently, Augusta National has an orchard & a Marriott. http://twitpic.com/3nvgky
1/7/2011 1:53 PM
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SwagSeshdotCom
#becauseofhoes Kat Stacks is famous, Wilt Chamberlin is dead, Magic Johnson had AIDS, and Tiger Woods is broke..Well not broke but still
11/19/2010 12:42 AM
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JasonSobelGC
Very cool news to report: EA Sports and Augusta National have teamed to include the course in the next edition of Tiger Woods' video game.
1/4/2011 9:59 AM
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darrenrovell
EA Sports' Tiger Woods PGA Tour 12 will allow players to play a virtual Augusta National & win a Masters jacket for 1st time
1/4/2011 10:05 AM
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TodaysBullshit
Tiger Woods PGA Tour 12 will allow players to play Augusta National for the 1st time. The game is for ages 6 and up, no women.
1/4/2011 1:51 PM
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JayCoffin
Augusta National will be on Tiger Woods PGA Tour 12. Many say they'll go to 13 and try Phil's shot. I'm going left at 16 and trying Tiger's.
1/4/2011 2:23 PM
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jackwhitehall
Watching Ryder cup surely of all people tiger woods should be able to perform well in the foursomes
10/2/2010 2:31 PM
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NotChrisRock
#ThingsThatDontGoTogether Tiger Woods and black women. He likes his women like his golf balls, cheap, white, and easy to hit.
3/13/2011 8:55 PM
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JennyJohnsonHi5
I'm going to stop being so hard on Tiger Woods. I just played 18 holes of golf and I am SO in the mood for some whores.
3/26/2011 4:28 PM
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