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Jesus_M_Christ #DearDad thanks for watching while people crucified me, douche. Now I'm going to watch while you eat the pubes I put in your special dinner.
6/18/2010 11:16 PM

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6/19/2010 4:17 PM

@Jesus_M_Christ thanks for being with me every step of the way

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6/19/2010 5:48 AM

@Jesus_M_Christ you are the 180th person i'm following. You have literaly turned my twitter life around. Thanks =D

McaThug69
6/19/2010 1:14 AM

@Jesus_M_Christ u caught dis thug eye and got me sprung. Imma make u my special nigga and pound dat ass.

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6/18/2010 11:30 PM

@Jesus_M_Christ He let you die so people would put little fish on the back of their Saturns... praise his name.

vinny_vegas all the ATL super fans will be stoked about this breaking news. Jack shaved his beard. Not too happy. His pubes are still unbearable =)
8/23/2010 11:00 AM 31 replies

TFLN (410): i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
8/25/2010 12:44 PM no reply

angelredflame Ever since I watched the #MapofTasmania video by @amandapalmer I have been desperately wishing that my pubes were made of cellophane..
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marvinsapp For every1 who is ready 2 crucify Bishop Eddie Long or his Accusers I would like 2 remind u of Gal 6:1 n the King... http://fb.me/twDPodRx
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JohnFugelsang Dan Quayle's son just called Obama 'the worst president in history;' proving the douche doesn't fall far from the bag.
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HomerJSimpson I'm watching #Wimbledon. I haven't seen yellow balls whacked so hard since the last time we had dinner with Marge's sisters.
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iansomerhalder just finished dinner with my vampire family- what an amazing group of people. Love them all. VD is back. In production at least...
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DramaBeats The table of 60 year olds beside me at dinner are having a discussion on whether they're Team Edward or Team Jacob. This has gone too far.
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AndrewBreitbart Shirley Sherrod resigns from federal appointment after @biggovt video exposé of shock NAACP racist dinner boast: http://bit.ly/b6Kfg2
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Average_Batman Took Mrs.B out for dinner last night. Reversed into the drive-thru so she had to pay. Champion
7/29/2010 5:53 AM no reply

El_Danny_Trejo Nacho Coronel? How does Tweeter know what I'm having for dinner? Oh....I thought it said "Nachos and Corona."
7/29/2010 8:28 PM 2 replies

pattonoswalt Saw INCEPTION. Loved it. Now I'm home giving my baby daughter dinner. OR AM I?
7/29/2010 8:43 PM 42 replies

Jesus_M_Christ Sorry about the meteor shower tonight. I had Taco Bell for dinner.
8/12/2010 6:35 PM 4 replies

Relationship1O1 Ladies learn how to cook, u don't have to be gourmet chef, but know how to make something other than tv dinners
8/16/2010 5:58 PM 4 replies

BestWorstAdvice Don't know what to make for dinner? Don't worry. That's a woman's job.
8/19/2010 7:29 PM 2 replies

hausofnicole I've heard it before, yeah, the dinners were nice, till your diamond words melted into some ice.
8/20/2010 12:21 PM 7 replies

JewelStaite Tried having "just a salad" for dinner last night and spent the whole night sick and nauseus. Proof! Salads kill humans!
8/26/2010 10:59 AM 43 replies

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