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BorowitzReport BP Says It Has Successfully Contained Flow of Information About Spill
6/7/2010 5:24 PM

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jrayrdh
6/7/2010 1:15 PM

@BorowitzReport I wonder how B Willis, B Affleck, and the "Armegeddon" crew would fix the oil spill? Time for some creative Hollywood ideas.

Ziggy_Daddy
6/7/2010 12:37 AM

@BorowitzReport: FULL STORY - #Tiger Woods: At Least I Didn't Fuck the Entire #Gulf of Mexico http://bit.ly/9pSNZj #BP #spill #oil

ZacInFlannel
6/6/2010 9:22 PM

@borowitzreport I think you missed this one. "BP's concerns worsen as Aquaman's body washes up on FL coast. Experts blame oil spill."

MaxLucado The oil spill warrants urgent prayer. God loves his creation. May he forgive our misuse and show us how to stop the flow and clean the mess.
5/26/2010 4:00 AM 22 replies

BrianDunning Fukushima nuclear plant does NOT have a combustible graphite core like Chernobyl. A total meltdown should flow into underground containment.
3/12/2011 4:28 AM no reply

InaReformina 2010 Bar Exams results out ANY MOMENT NOW. Barristers, come to SC to check if you've successfully passed :)
3/17/2011 3:37 AM no reply

RonJichardson Science fact: If a woman blew a man as successfully as Brian Cox blows minds, that man would ejaculate non stop for 437 years. #fact
3/20/2011 5:54 PM no reply

welove_jessiej I'm praying this is the first thing we'll successfully trend :) #HappyBirthdayJessieJ
3/26/2011 3:50 PM 1 reply

kate_sheppard Re: whether Japan nuclear situation will change US policy: May I point you to the 4.9mill barrel oil spill that has done zip?
3/14/2011 9:08 PM 9 replies

MichaelIJordan This why U should never get ur hopes up.This is why U should see the glass half empty So when the whole thing spills U aren't as devastated.
3/17/2011 9:41 PM no reply

bcmerchant It's official: there's another oil spill in the Gulf http://bit.ly/hUf75O And just when everyone had forgotten about the last one, too
3/23/2011 2:51 PM 1 reply

readDanwrite In which @FortuneMagazine narrates a step-by-step of how GM took oil-soaked booms from BP spill & put them into cars: http://bit.ly/eHZlgl
3/24/2011 4:20 PM no reply

Glinner Have just been informed that 'The Last Airbender' contains the line "From the day you were born, I knew you were a bender."
8/22/2010 3:14 AM 26 replies

mrericsir "Information wants to be free." Therefore, the NY Times does not contain information.
3/17/2011 9:49 PM no reply

norishikata In spite of the blast at 15:36 at Fukushima , no damage to the container housing the reactor occurred. Radioactive level fell after that.
3/12/2011 7:04 AM 1 reply

Colvinius A nuclear reactor containment block is not supposed to look like this: http://t.co/beyMoD7 via @abcnews Fukushima No 1
3/12/2011 7:33 PM 3 replies

dbiello point of order: meltdown is a scary word but it's not necessarily the worst case scenario as long as it's contained http://bit.ly/gb7M2r
3/12/2011 8:46 PM 2 replies

jwz Containers. There's a lot of quakeporn out there, but this shot in particular is amazing: http://jwz.org/b/ygWq
3/13/2011 4:58 AM no reply

MarylandMudflap Did the people who designed the container that Airborne comes in realize they were also making the world's greatest joint carrier?
3/15/2011 3:49 PM no reply

W7VOA TEPCO: Water spraying on Fukushima site had positive effective on cooling the pool containing spent fuel rods.
3/17/2011 8:27 AM 3 replies

jmtsn Photo of Browns Ferry nuclear plant (Ala.) being built gives sense of scale to Mark 1 containment. See human on top http://1.usa.gov/fcyGQ7
3/25/2011 12:32 PM no reply

CO11MetPolice A containment is now in place in Trafalgar Square. The Met Police ask that you remain calm #march26 #ukuncut
3/26/2011 6:32 PM no reply

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