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BorowitzReport Bin Laden sees what BP's done, and he's like, "Man, I've got to step up my game."
5/29/2010 4:59 PM

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ItsGavinC
5/29/2010 4:20 PM

@BorowitzReport ummm, yeah, because gas prices are actually dropping. As if bin Laden cares about the environment.

NutsByAzzah
5/29/2010 2:02 PM

@BorowitzReport Done....

TheMustafaShow
5/29/2010 1:39 PM

@BorowitzReport hahaha!! I think Bin Laden died already!! :P

VanillaWaif
5/28/2010 8:43 PM

@BorowitzReport Andy, done and done. you are a true @Satiristas! Great job. follow back?

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LOLGOP I blame President Obama for creating 4 million jobs, getting bin Laden and ending the Iraq war. Things used to be so awesome.
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joshtpm Same team that ran on phony terror alerts in 2004 now bashing Obama for ordering killing bin Laden. Ummmm, okay ...
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KimJongNumberUn It's been a year since bin Laden said to Dad, "Let me put you on hold. Someone's at the door."
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FuckUJody PRAISE God for what He has already done, THANK God for what He is currently doing, & TRUST God for what He is about to do! Happy Easter
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