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Big Sam has been swept aside like a turd on a wedding aisle. Treacherous bastards.
12/13/2010 1:17 PM
Nothing found :(
Stop telling me Narnia is a good film. There's nothing good about it. I've seen more exciting battles in the yoghurt aisle at Waitrose
12/23/2010 12:18 PM
Ladies, a man has done nothing for you until he walks you down the aisle. Stop worshipping boyfriends!
12/30/2010 9:27 PM
#TylerPerryPlot An overweight, bible thumpin single woman meets the man of her dreams when he walks down the aisle shirtless to join church
1/14/2011 3:24 PM
You were just a turd out there, you know? You couldn't kick, and you couldn't run, you know? You were just a turd.
1/6/2011 7:12 PM
Love this: Review of Packing for Mars done as a comic strip. http://bit.ly/gaWh4X Floating turd scene hilarious and poignant.
1/31/2011 2:02 PM
R.I.P Jordan Rice 13yrs swept away in #qldfloods. He told rescuers to save his younger brother Blake 10yrs 1st before losing his own life.
1/12/2011 4:29 AM
Bieber Fever has swept the nation! #NSN3D in theatres now! Tweet us a pic in your #PurpleGlasses! Don't forget to follow us!
2/11/2011 7:32 PM
So I guess Santa Claus is technically an illegal immigrant. Bastard needs to go back to his own country. He better not took r jobs!
12/23/2010 2:08 AM
John Edwards is engaged three weeks after burying his wife? I hope the happy couple registers at Bed, Bath, and Bastards.
1/7/2011 11:28 AM
It's official, they've got rid of me. Bastards! Just been on the phone to Barca who are showing some interest.
1/8/2011 6:38 AM
Next week, a shark is sent into Gordon Ramsey's restaurant to investigate whether or not he's a bastard. #sharkbait
1/16/2011 4:48 PM
A guy broke into my appartment last week. He didn't take the TV, just the remote. Now he drives by and changes the channels.. Sick bastard..
1/17/2011 11:41 PM
Government still thinks you drink like a bastard because it's cheap http://bit.ly/fsDUrH
1/18/2011 4:17 AM
I'd like to thank the person who looked at a buzzing Bee-hive and thought:"Those bastards are hiding something delicious in there I know it
1/20/2011 2:58 AM
YOU SHOULD KNOW THERES ONLY ONE SONG WITH ACOUSTIC GUITAR ON THE NEW ALBUM-TRY AND CALL US CUTE NOW U BASTARDS.
1/20/2011 7:21 AM
What sort of fucking country would deport a lesbian who's upset the Ugandan government to - Uganda? Ours. What loathsome bastards we must be
1/28/2011 3:22 AM
10 games into the original Mega Man series and they STILL haven't shot that bastard Wily in the forehead...
1/30/2011 9:18 AM
More gun fire, sounds like automatic weapons, this is why they didn't want the media to be there. NDP bastards are planning a massacre
2/1/2011 5:26 PM
GET LJ SMITH BACK! A ghost writer is NOT acceptable! firstname.lastname@example.org <- Email these bastards and tell them that!
2/6/2011 1:23 AM
Keep tweeting, when this bastard finally trends, it will trend high. BORN THIS WAY.
2/6/2011 1:27 PM
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