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BorowitzReport
Megan Fox will not be acting in Transformers 3. The same was true in Transformers 1 and 2.
5/20/2010 1:26 AM
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TrailerMagazine
5/20/2010 6:25 AM
@BorowitzReport So very true.
qnumair
5/20/2010 5:09 AM
@BorowitzReport megan fox girl you are you know!!!!!!
lpsfyck
5/20/2010 2:24 AM
@BorowitzReport That is extremely "clever" (whether or not it's true)?
jashsf
5/20/2010 12:43 AM
@BorowitzReport transformers 2 proved exactly how bad a movie can that we will still watch to see her baywatch for us.
wnwek
5/20/2010 12:17 AM
@BorowitzReport Aah, but then again Megan Fox doesn't need to act.
psimac
5/19/2010 11:02 PM
@BorowitzReport but she looked good acting like she was acting, y'know?
joehundredaire
5/19/2010 10:26 PM
@BorowitzReport Problem is, you have a war and a country with the same name. You could have served in 'Nam (the war) without being IN 'Nam.
bretterlich
Megan Fox dropped from Transformers 3! Noooooooooooicanseeyourpoint. http://bit.ly/dmNSEw
5/19/2010 10:13 PM
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FakeParamount
Even without Megan Fox in Transformers 3, we promise you the same level of quality that you got with Transformers 2.
5/20/2010 5:09 AM
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kevinseccia
Megan Fox's replacement in Transformers 3 should be a script.
5/21/2010 9:01 PM
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GerryDuggan
Megan Fox's replacement in Transformers 3 should be a script. (via @kevinseccia)
5/22/2010 1:33 AM
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HuffPostEnt
Megan Fox was fired from 'Transformers' two years ago. Finally, we know why. Yikes. http://t.co/H4uEJ76
Jun 20
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Man_What
why are all the females mad that niggas is talkin bout Megan Goode?? when yall was swallowing Idris Elba semen we aint say nothin...
Jun 26
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bieberrsupras
Drake & Josh: Josh: why is there a bucket ontop of our door? Megan: Why was your door under my bucket?
Jul 26
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TeenagersFact
Hold your head high, and your middle finger higher. Let him know what he's missing. -Megan Fox
Aug 25
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Smooths
I could keep a secret with Vicky, have a minaj with Nicki, be out in london with Lauren & telling Megan good morning.
Oct 4
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socialbrick
as HR moves from transactional to transformational activities, they need to think like designers--designing the employee experience #e2conf
Jun 22
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DannyZuker
Take all the $$ used to make Transformers, spend it on education & we'd have a country where people wouldn't want to watch Transformers.
Jun 24
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KermodeMovie
Transformers 3D is nearly a quarter of an hour longer than 2001 -- a film which went from the dawn of man to the birth of a new species.
Jun 26
40 replies
MikeDrucker
Saw a CNN story titled, "Is Sex Advice In 'Transformers 3' Better Than Nothing?" Turned off my computer. Lit my journalism degree on fire.
Jul 7
14 replies
UnicornSyrup
I put my phone in "airplane mode" and threw it up into the air. It just fell and now my screen is cracked. Worst. Transformer. Ever .
Jul 8
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russfischer
PIRATES 4: $1b. FAST FIVE: $600m. TRANSFORMERS 3: $650m. This is why we can't have nice things.
Jul 10
5 replies
akstanwyck
The last Potter is satisfying--if scaled a bit over the top--but you do NOT have to pay extra for 3-D. It's not additive like Transformers.
Jul 11
5 replies
InsaneTweets_
Cool things NEVER happen to me! Why can't I just buy a piece of shit car and find out its a transformer? #insane
Jul 12
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FunnyAndReal
Don't mind me [i talk to cars all the time] - just checking if they're transformers (:
Jul 22
3 replies
SirKenRobinson
Transforming education. Why and how you should take it personally: http://t.co/Y5Cw4YW
Aug 24
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filthysize
NASA released statement saying APOLLO 18 is not real. But they didn't say anything about TRANSFORMERS: DARK OF THE MOON. Food for thought.
Sep 2
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