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Just once I'd like to see a Congressman resign by saying, "I regret everything but the blow jobs. They were awesome."
5/18/2010 2:53 PM
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IJCJ
5/18/2010 12:43 PM
@BorowitzReport Isn't that pretty much what Bill Clinton did? Except he was the President and thank God he didn't resign!!!
DaveAndrews723
5/18/2010 11:22 AM
@BorowitzReport I was thinking the same thing during the Clinton/Lewinsky deal (of course Clinton never resigned)
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when you respect yourself, the right guy will come! don't blow your dignity on something you'll regret in the AM. #staysafe #stayclassy 💗👠
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