Just once I'd like to see a Congressman resign by saying, "I regret everything but the blow jobs. They were awesome."

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BorowitzReport Just once I'd like to see a Congressman resign by saying, "I regret everything but the blow jobs. They were awesome."
5/18/2010 2:53 PM

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IJCJ
5/18/2010 12:43 PM

@BorowitzReport Isn't that pretty much what Bill Clinton did? Except he was the President and thank God he didn't resign!!!

DaveAndrews723
5/18/2010 11:22 AM

@BorowitzReport I was thinking the same thing during the Clinton/Lewinsky deal (of course Clinton never resigned)

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