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Fuck me, they got Gadaffi; Bin Laden and Voldemort are dead. It's surely only a matter of time until Jeremy Kyle's reign of terror is over.
10/20/2011 8:49 AM
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With Obama's reign of terror over, what did we expect from a POTUS who said "for many people, the U.S. flag is a symbol of oppression."
It took roughly the same time span to kill Voldemort in the movies and #bin Laden in real life, 2001-2011.
5/2/2011 9:36 AM
the Jeremy Kyle show though omfg, lol do the producers drive around council estates with a net?
As if this guy on the Jeremy Kyle show just said his girlfriend told him over bebo that the child's not his
Now that Delta and Brian have announced their split, it's only a matter of time before Brian and Kyle Sandilands announce their engagement.
4/1/2011 1:28 AM
kay, so now that Bin Laden is dead, CAN WE GET A NEW FUCKING OUTKAST RAP RECORD ALREADY?!?
5/1/2011 11:21 PM
Pearl Divers in #Bahrain used 2 bury their dead at sea because they would be away from land months at a time.Bin Laden was not a pearl diver
5/2/2011 3:17 PM
Thoughts with families of 2 dead in bomb blasts in Boston, 8 in Afghanistan, 1 in Pakistan and 31 in Iraq today. Global terror. Sad times.
In 2008, Jeremy Hunt - our new health secretary - voted for the time limit for abortions to be cut from 24 to 12 weeks.
So. White House told 2 HOURS after Benghazi that it was likely a terror attack. 4 dead Americans. Obama: "Vegas, baby!" http://t.co/fxyY3PZC
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