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Edwin6Biscuits Morgan Freeman is the ONLY person on the planet who can talk about penguins for over on hour.... and STILL have my complete attention
12/1/2010 5:27 PM no reply

simplyevan WikiLeaks just released a document stating that the Grinch has stolen Christmas the past 75 years in North Korea #MakesSense
12/1/2010 8:30 PM 2 replies

BritneyAddicts 6 albums, 30 singles, Best Selling Female Artist of the Decade, over 100.000.000 records sold. One person. Britney Spears #HappyBdayBritney!
12/1/2010 9:08 PM no reply

bendougan What is Miguel Tejada thinking? Doesn't he know the market for 36-year-old shortstops with no range who hit .270 is 3 years, $45 million?
12/1/2010 11:12 PM 1 reply

DavieC82 Time for Russia's presentation soon. The theme? 'Give us the World Cup, or we switch off your gas'. #England2018
12/2/2010 5:35 AM no reply

joshcvt Russia 2018. Qatar 2022. China 2026. The commonality: 74-year-old Sepp Blatter gets his giant sack of cash NOW, before he dies.
12/2/2010 10:46 AM 6 replies

MikeSHenderson If you thought Vuvuzelas were annoying, wait til you hear the automatic weapons the Russians bring to #WorldCup2018.
12/2/2010 11:36 AM no reply

e_sophia Someday I'm going to go to a steampunk convention in a Star Trek uniform and ask everyone where the exit to the holodeck is.
12/2/2010 4:32 PM 19 replies

JonnyRiverhorse Arctic conditions for 10 days but still get 3 curry house flyers delivered daily. Hand UK infrastructure over to The Royal Mughal Tandoori.
12/3/2010 6:07 AM no reply

useful_noise Unless you are surrounded by melting clocks, please do not describe your experiences as surreal.
12/3/2010 1:39 PM no reply

HarryLaMorena #Dumbthingspeoplesay "You're Pretty for a Darkskinned girl" .......URGHHHH So rude and stupid,
12/3/2010 9:43 PM no reply

webonautics Why is Airtel showing 3G ads with foriegn locations and actors? Hope the 3G works in India and for Indians.
12/3/2010 11:32 PM 9 replies

AdamBrazier I have an oven with a 'stop time' button. It's probably meant to be 'stop timer' but I don't touch it, just in case.
12/4/2010 11:08 AM no reply

JackCasey this week Cher Lloyds eyebrows have been drawn by Paul aged 4 from Barnsley. #xfactor
12/4/2010 3:17 PM no reply

slippymark Voting leak. Matt 12% Mary 3% Cher 8% One Direction 11% Rebecca 6% Russia 60% #xfactor
12/4/2010 3:45 PM 5 replies

emmajlloyd Cher needs to practice being humble! Maybe she should ask Rebecca if she could borrow some humility for a while!
12/4/2010 4:02 PM 7 replies

Visionthing64 I suppose it's been easier for Wand Erection to rehearse this week what with their school being closed because of the snow #xfactor
12/4/2010 4:14 PM no reply

SimonBristow81 Early voting leak: Matt: 2%, Cher: 2%, Rebecca: 2%, Mary: 2%, One Direction: 2% Russia: 90% #fix #stillbitter
12/4/2010 4:36 PM no reply

chickenmushr0om The only thing better than Wand Erection trending worldwide are all the confused, non-UK tweeters thinking it's Harry Potter porn.
12/4/2010 5:16 PM 1 reply

Dookie3000 Early X-Factor votes leak: Cher 2%, Mary 3%, Matt 5%, Rebecca 5%, Wand Erection 6%, Russia 79%
12/4/2010 6:15 PM no reply

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